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AndrewR wrote:
Owl jokes are a hoot

Lol. Just like Pigeon jokes are COO-L :lol:

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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On Facebook recently there was a question, "Who's your favourite Slide Guitarist?"
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During the recent Solar Event, cruise ship passengers in the USA were disappointed by Bonnie Tylers performance to commemorate it as all she did was show nothing but snippets of video from matches at Tynecastle.

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Golf- what is it good fore!?.
Just thought I'd putt this in here. Iron out the problems and driver home the point!!. Wood you believe I came up with these myself (no shouts of YES, ta!!!).
Got it down to a tee.
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Just read a good book on D-Day, says it's written by 'Norman D Landings'.......

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