The Old Joke Thread

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I'm thinking of opening a Bakery catering to Existentialists... I will call it "Waiting for Good Dough"....
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My Girlfriend just left me, she says it's because all I do is say positive things.....

But on the bright side, I'm single again!
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I once had a girlfriend with a more 'Matronly' figure. I was very fond of her, I once said "Honey, I don't think I will ever get over you....... I'll have to get up and go around"
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face....

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LOL! :-D Brilliant! Narayan - comedy genius.
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Thank you sir!

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I tried to impress the scientific community by presenting an Oxo cube mixed with Nitrous Oxide
- but I just made myself a laughing stock!
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Narayan wrote:My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face....
Now she's on The Last Train To Clarksville. :ha:
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Good stuff, laughed out loud so thanks for that. Although I'll have to report Zee to Norman Stanley for his effort! :ha: :ha:
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Took the kids to the Zoo on the weekend.
There was only one animal in there, a dog.

It was a Shitzu!

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My pet mouse, Elvis, died yesterday :sad:


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It took some time. nut I got there eventually.
And I am a Queen fan.
I wish, that I knew what was doing!
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Purplethistle wrote:Image
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You can't trust atoms...

They make everything up :-D

Anybody???? Pah - I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
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