The Old Joke Thread
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The Old Joke Thread
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c... Moooo.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c... Moooo.
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
(Jagawa probably has the right accent for this one...)
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me in and find out
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me in and find out
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out!
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What's brown and sticky?
... a stick!
... a stick!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
Knock knock
Who´s there ?
Little man.
Little man who?
Little man who can´t reach the doorbell !
Who´s there ?
Little man.
Little man who?
Little man who can´t reach the doorbell !
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
Knock knock
Who's there
to
to who?
To whom...
Who's there
to
to who?
To whom...
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time........Bertrand Russell
On the Bench: Beagle
Next on the bench: not sure yet lol
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Next on the bench: not sure yet lol
The old joke thread,
I was at Stamford Bridge watching Chelsea the other night when Cheryl Cole
came up and sat down on my knee..... then over the loudspeaker they announced
that I had won £1,000,000 in a lucky seat number...... then Torres scored..... that's
when I realised it was all just a dream!!!
Taurusboy(Pete).
came up and sat down on my knee..... then over the loudspeaker they announced
that I had won £1,000,000 in a lucky seat number...... then Torres scored..... that's
when I realised it was all just a dream!!!
Taurusboy(Pete).
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
A man walks into a bar.
Should've been watching where he was going.
Nigel
Should've been watching where he was going.
Nigel
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve
poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
The bartender says "We don't serve
poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
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A dog with his foot wrapped in a bloody bandage hobbles into a Western saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m lookin’ fer the man that shot my paw.”
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Re: The Old Joke Thread
I´m going on me hols to America tommorow - I´m going to bring back one of them skunk animals.
How are you going to get it through customs?
I´m going to stick it down my trousers.
But what about the smell?
If it dies it dies!
How are you going to get it through customs?
I´m going to stick it down my trousers.
But what about the smell?
If it dies it dies!
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