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Sir T wrote:You can't trust atoms...

They make everything up :-D

Anybody???? Pah - I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
It might be too boron. :-D
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AndrewR wrote:
Sir T wrote:You can't trust atoms...

They make everything up :-D

Anybody???? Pah - I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
It might be too boron. :-D

Boom Boom! :-D
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And speaking of chemistry, we just discovered a new, very unreactive element,called Tedium
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:-D
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I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a food mixer." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Can you please go and get Ken then?"
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I was having dinner at my mother-in-law's and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you ugly old cow"
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Lol!
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Q: Can a Tin dance?

A: No, but a Can Can!
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MarkyM607 wrote:Q: Can a Tin dance?

A: No, but a Can Can!
:lol:
Tin tin can can-can in Cannes :ha:
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A question the other day on Pointless.
"How many sides on a nonagon"
The answer was nine but my dad said a Nonagon was the opposite of a yesagon.
Honestly, pensioners :ha: :lol:
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Confucius say:

Man who drop watch into toilet, have $h;tty time

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

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What did the dandelion say to the thistle?

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I've just bought a gun from a tyrannosaurus Rex. He's a small arms dealer.
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