It might be too boron.Sir T wrote:You can't trust atoms...
They make everything up
Anybody???? Pah - I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
The Old Joke Thread
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AndrewR wrote:It might be too boron.Sir T wrote:You can't trust atoms...
They make everything up
Anybody???? Pah - I was going to tell a chemistry joke but I don't think it'll get a reaction.
Boom Boom!
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And speaking of chemistry, we just discovered a new, very unreactive element,called Tedium
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I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a food mixer." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Can you please go and get Ken then?"
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I was having dinner at my mother-in-law's and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you ugly old cow"
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Lol!
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Q: Can a Tin dance?
A: No, but a Can Can!
A: No, but a Can Can!
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Tin tin can can-can in CannesMarkyM607 wrote:Q: Can a Tin dance?
A: No, but a Can Can!
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A question the other day on Pointless.
"How many sides on a nonagon"
The answer was nine but my dad said a Nonagon was the opposite of a yesagon.
Honestly, pensioners
"How many sides on a nonagon"
The answer was nine but my dad said a Nonagon was the opposite of a yesagon.
Honestly, pensioners
Hoping to return to modelling sometime this year!!
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Confucius say:
Man who drop watch into toilet, have $h;tty time
Butcher who backs into grinder, get a little behind in work
Man who drop watch into toilet, have $h;tty time
Butcher who backs into grinder, get a little behind in work
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi jammin'
Nigel
Wi jammin'
Nigel
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What did the dandelion say to the thistle?
Weed make a good team
Weed make a good team
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Q- What do you call a Nun on a Motorcycle?
A- Virgin mobile.
A- Virgin mobile.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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I've just bought a gun from a tyrannosaurus Rex. He's a small arms dealer.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein