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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dr.
Dr who
That's right!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c... Moooo.
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(Jagawa probably has the right accent for this one...)

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter let me in and find out
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out!
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What's brown and sticky?



... a stick!
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little old lady!

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock knock

Who´s there ?

Little man.

Little man who?

Little man who can´t reach the doorbell !
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Knock knock

Who's there

to

to who?

To whom...
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!
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The old joke thread,

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I was at Stamford Bridge watching Chelsea the other night when Cheryl Cole
came up and sat down on my knee..... then over the loudspeaker they announced
that I had won £1,000,000 in a lucky seat number...... then Torres scored..... that's
when I realised it was all just a dream!!!
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A man walks into a bar.


Should've been watching where he was going.


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A chicken walks into a bar.

The bartender says "We don't serve
poultry!"

The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
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A dog with his foot wrapped in a bloody bandage hobbles into a Western saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m lookin’ fer the man that shot my paw.”
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I´m going on me hols to America tommorow - I´m going to bring back one of them skunk animals.

How are you going to get it through customs?

I´m going to stick it down my trousers.

But what about the smell?

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