The Old Joke Thread
- Softscience
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Have you all seen the news about the batch of Guernseys and Holsteins that got rocketed up into geosynchronous orbit?
It was the heard shot round the world.
I'll grab my coat.
It was the heard shot round the world.
I'll grab my coat.
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Mooo-ve on please!Softscience wrote:Have you all seen the news about the batch of Guernseys and Holsteins that got rocketed up into geosynchronous orbit?
It was the heard shot round the world.
I'll grab my coat.
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Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.
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- Zee28
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I came home to the wife and explained that I had just bumped into the postman and he claims to have slept with every woman in our street except one.
She replied 'I bet it's that ugly cow at number 12'
She replied 'I bet it's that ugly cow at number 12'
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Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!IMarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.
Best wishes
Jim
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
Jim
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
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Sorry!!. (Are there many InterCity 125's in canal tunnels? )iggie wrote:Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!IMarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.
P.S. Don't really envy you that one!!.
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Safely negotiated the tunnel earlier this morning; this was the best bit, just emerging from the north portalMarkyM607 wrote:Sorry!!. (Are there many InterCity 125's in canal tunnels? )iggie wrote:Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!IMarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.
P.S. Don't really envy you that one!!.
Braunston Tunnel tomorrow; 2018 yards but this one has a bend in it!
Best wishes
Jim
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
Jim
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
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Yay!!.
With all these tunnels we should call you Mole!!
With all these tunnels we should call you Mole!!
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- general rocket
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I just read this one out to the wife, she looked embarrassed.Zee28 wrote:I came home to the wife and explained that I had just bumped into the postman and he claims to have slept with every woman in our street except one.
She replied 'I bet it's that ugly cow at number 12'
I wish, that I knew what was doing!
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What do you call a man who lifts heavy things?
Derek
Nigel
Derek
Nigel
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Time for some Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris is so tough he won an argument with his wife.
When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
All the best.
Greg.
Chuck Norris is so tough he won an argument with his wife.
When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
All the best.
Greg.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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I was chatting to this bird of prey, asking how his day was going, if he'd caught any mice, stuff like that.
But he was really bad tempered and touchy, even quite rude.
Turned out he had Irritable Owl Syndrome.....
(Sorry)
But he was really bad tempered and touchy, even quite rude.
Turned out he had Irritable Owl Syndrome.....
(Sorry)
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My Doctor tells me I should stop obsessing about food.
As if I haven't got enough on my plate!
Nigel
As if I haven't got enough on my plate!
Nigel
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Lol. Just like Pigeon jokes are COO-LAndrewR wrote:Owl jokes are a hoot
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