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GeorgeSweety wrote:I did my first cage fight today...............................that budgie didn't know what hit it!!!!

GeorgeSweety wrote:A man walks into a bar with a dog. The Barman says I'm not serving you as we don't allow dogs in the bar. The man says "But it is a special dog!". The Barman says "Why is it special?, it looks like any other mutt to me". The man say "Its a Blacksmith!". The Barman says "You're joking!". The man says "No!.....if I kick him in the balls he'll make a bolt for the door!".

GeorgeSweety wrote:A man walks in to the Doctors and says "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's and my T's". The Doctor says "Well you can't say fairer than that then!"

Gregers wrote:Time for an old but topical one.

It was time for Santa to have his check ride and the CAA/FAA inspector was climbing aboard the sleigh. Santa was rather surprised to see that the inspector was carrying a shotgun and he asked him ''what's that for?'' His reply was ''I'm not supposed to tell you this but you're gonna lose an engine on take off'''

All the best.

Greg

MarkyM607 wrote:Apologies if this has been done before but here goes...

It's a few days before Christmas and Santa is checking over the sleigh, the reins and harnesses and the general condition of the Reindeer. Satisfied with all this he hooks everyone up to the reins, harnesses and the like, secures them to the sleigh and does one last walk around. Suddenly he notices a man approaching carrying a clipboard and looking 'very official'.
"Who are you?." Santa asks.
"I'm from the CAA (or FAA if you prefer!!), I'm here to do a pre-flight check over of your equipment and yourself before your flight time."
"Okay." Says Santa. The man goes around everything, repeating what Santa has just done and making notes. Once satisfied he turns to Santa.
"Okay, shall we go for a test flight, see how your piloting skills are, whether you're ready?."
"Certainly" Santa says climbing into the sleigh. As he does so the man joins him and Santa, with some alarm, notices the man has a shotgun. "What's that for?."
"Well, I'm not supposed to tell you this really, but your about to lose an engine on take-off."

MarkyM607 wrote: I did this one this time last year. You tea leaf you!!

Gregers wrote:

MarkyM607 wrote: I did this one this time last year. You tea leaf you!!

I knew I'd heard it some place before but didn't think it was here. Besides, your version is better.

All the best.

Greg