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Have you all seen the news about the batch of Guernseys and Holsteins that got rocketed up into geosynchronous orbit?

It was the heard shot round the world.


I'll grab my coat.

Softscience wrote:Have you all seen the news about the batch of Guernseys and Holsteins that got rocketed up into geosynchronous orbit?

It was the heard shot round the world.


I'll grab my coat.

Mooo-ve on please!

Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.

I came home to the wife and explained that I had just bumped into the postman and he claims to have slept with every woman in our street except one.

She replied 'I bet it's that ugly cow at number 12'

MarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.

Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!I

iggie wrote:

MarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.

Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!I

Sorry!!. (Are there many InterCity 125's in canal tunnels? )
P.S. Don't really envy you that one!!.

MarkyM607 wrote:

iggie wrote:

MarkyM607 wrote:Don't forget, the light at the end of the tunnel might be a Train!!.

Not funny, we're going through Blisworth Tunnel tomorrow; 3075yards at about 2mph!I

Sorry!!. (Are there many InterCity 125's in canal tunnels? )
P.S. Don't really envy you that one!!.

Safely negotiated the tunnel earlier this morning; this was the best bit, just emerging from the north portal
Braunston Tunnel tomorrow; 2018 yards but this one has a bend in it!

Yay!!.
With all these tunnels we should call you Mole!!

Zee28 wrote:I came home to the wife and explained that I had just bumped into the postman and he claims to have slept with every woman in our street except one.

She replied 'I bet it's that ugly cow at number 12'

I just read this one out to the wife, she looked embarrassed.

What do you call a man who lifts heavy things?
Derek

Nigel

Time for some Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so tough he won an argument with his wife.

When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.

All the best.

Greg.

I was chatting to this bird of prey, asking how his day was going, if he'd caught any mice, stuff like that.
But he was really bad tempered and touchy, even quite rude.

Turned out he had Irritable Owl Syndrome.....


(Sorry)

Owl jokes are a hoot

My Doctor tells me I should stop obsessing about food.

As if I haven't got enough on my plate!

Nigel

AndrewR wrote:Owl jokes are a hoot

Lol. Just like Pigeon jokes are COO-L