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My Doctor tells me I should stop obsessing about food.

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Owl jokes are a hoot

Lol. Just like Pigeon jokes are COO-L :lol:

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the idiots house.


Q. Knock knock
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Q. The chicken

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On Facebook recently there was a question, "Who's your favourite Slide Guitarist?"
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During the recent Solar Event, cruise ship passengers in the USA were disappointed by Bonnie Tylers performance to commemorate it as all she did was show nothing but snippets of video from matches at Tynecastle.

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Why can't dogs run MRI scans?

Because only catscan

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Golf- what is it good fore!?.
Just thought I'd putt this in here. Iron out the problems and driver home the point!!. Wood you believe I came up with these myself (no shouts of YES, ta!!!).
Got it down to a tee.
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Just read a good book on D-Day, says it's written by 'Norman D Landings'.......

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So the doctor gave me the bad news but I wasn't convinced so I asked for a second opinion. He said "OK" and beckoned in a pet cat. The cat looked me up and down then turned to the doctor, shook his head and walked out. I still wasn't satisfied so I asked for a third opinion. "Sure" he said and beckoned in a golden Labrador dog. He sniffed around me, turned to the doctor, shook his head and walked out. I said "What's all this with the pets?" The doctor said "That was your cat scan and lab report....


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I was in PC World the other day. You really have to be careful what you say in there......


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I've just joined the flat earth society.
We've got members all around the globe.

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