The Old Joke Thread
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Saw a sign in Tesco's today, it read: Turkey £29. That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook
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A friend of mine works at the fire station and nobody could decide why everyone wasn't happy.
So a pole was taken.....and they all fell through a hole in the floor...
So a pole was taken.....and they all fell through a hole in the floor...
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Groan! :-p
Hoping to return to modelling sometime this year!! 
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A chef appeared on an Australian cookery show and made some meringue, everyone in the audience cheered.
Very strange i thought, Ausies usually boo-meringue
Cheers Howsorry
Very strange i thought, Ausies usually boo-meringue
Cheers Howsorry
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Good grief... 
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"Princesses?"
"Sir, it will print all the letters".
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Heard this many years ago, how true it is I don't know and I can't remember the callsigns but you will get the gist.
ATC. Boeing 727, climb to fl280 for noise abatement
727, ATC, we are at 26000ft, why do we need to climb for noise abatement?
ATC. 727, Have you ever heard how much noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?
727, Climbing to FL280.
All the best
Greg
ATC. Boeing 727, climb to fl280 for noise abatement
727, ATC, we are at 26000ft, why do we need to climb for noise abatement?
ATC. 727, Have you ever heard how much noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?
727, Climbing to FL280.
All the best
Greg
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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I had an acupuncture session this morning.
When I got home I found my voodoo doll was dead
Cheers Howard
When I got home I found my voodoo doll was dead
Cheers Howard
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Love it!Gregers wrote: ↑December 18th, 2021, 4:18 pm Heard this many years ago, how true it is I don't know and I can't remember the callsigns but you will get the gist.
ATC. Boeing 727, climb to fl280 for noise abatement
727, ATC, we are at 26000ft, why do we need to climb for noise abatement?
ATC. 727, Have you ever heard how much noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?
727, Climbing to FL280.
All the best
Greg
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I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It's brilliant. It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men
Nigel
It's brilliant. It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men
Nigel
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lol!
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Not an old joke but just heard this, thought I would share.
When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry he turns into Volodymir Zalensky.
All the best
Greg
When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry he turns into Volodymir Zalensky.
All the best
Greg
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein