Then I crushed wine grapes at sunrise:Clashcityrocker wrote: ↑July 14th, 2021, 8:17 am The cops found me trying to put a lion and a witch in a wardrobe.
They asked me what I was doing.
I told 'em "Narnia business!"
Nigel
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The Old Joke Thread
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So why do they call pirates , pirates.
Because they ARRR
Cheers Howard
Because they ARRR
Cheers Howard
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A Roman walks into bar & asks for a Martinus.
'You mean a Martini', says the barman.
The Roman says, 'If I had wanted a double, I would have asked'
'You mean a Martini', says the barman.
The Roman says, 'If I had wanted a double, I would have asked'
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I went to buy 12 bees.
The beekeeper counted out 13 bees.
I said "You gave me an extra bee"
He said "That's a freebie".
The beekeeper counted out 13 bees.
I said "You gave me an extra bee"
He said "That's a freebie".
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Best wishes
Jim
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
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If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing
"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow"
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I'm afraid there is little hope for my calendar; it's days are numbered (boom, boom).
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I've just now been on Amazon and order a chicken and an egg. I'll let you know.
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I had to get my wife with her OU Latin course to explain that to me!
Stuart Templeton I may not be good but I'm slow...
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The bloke who repaired our TV got married on Saturday. The service was good, but the reception was terrible. 
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So what do you call an exploding monkey?
A BaBoom
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A BaBoom
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Just been told this joke by a work colleague, it is so bad I have to share
Just read a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
All the (worst jokes
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Greg
Just read a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
All the (worst jokes
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian calendar
Nigel
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian calendar
Nigel
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All the best
Greg..... or Ian
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
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Julian is not amused.Clashcityrocker wrote: ↑November 23rd, 2021, 4:24 am Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian calendar
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But Ian is still there in JulIAN!!AndrewR wrote: ↑November 25th, 2021, 1:27 amJulian is not amused.Clashcityrocker wrote: ↑November 23rd, 2021, 4:24 am Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
The Gregorian calendar
Nigel
Hoping to return to modelling sometime this year!!
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Owner of Marky's Model Emporium since 2013!.