The Old Joke Thread

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » April 5th, 2018, 3:03 am

One of my distant relatives helped to put one of the stone lions in Trafalgar Square.

It might not seem much but, at the time, it really put the cat amongst the pigeons.......

MarkyM607 · Post by **MarkyM607** » April 5th, 2018, 2:53 pm

Zee28 wrote:The umbrella was supposed to be named, simply, Brella.

But the chap who named it hesitated before he said it......

Zee28 wrote:One of my distant relatives helped to put one of the stone lions in Trafalgar Square.

It might not seem much but, at the time, it really put the cat amongst the pigeons.......

MarkyM607 · Post by **MarkyM607** » April 6th, 2018, 2:31 pm

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't like coffee?...

Tea-Rex!.

Clashcityrocker · Post by **Clashcityrocker** » March 7th, 2019, 5:45 am

Just had two police officers at my front door. They asked me the following questions
"Are you familiar with the letters HB?"
I said, "No I'm not"
"How about LS?"
"No"
"What about JD?"
I said, "Hang on a minute. Am I a suspect or something?"
They said "No. These are just initial enquires"

Nigel

MarkyM607 · Post by **MarkyM607** » March 7th, 2019, 7:29 pm

Oh dear. But I like it!!!

Clashcityrocker · Post by **Clashcityrocker** » March 8th, 2019, 5:28 am

I've just come home from the Doctors. Every time I stood up I'd have visions of Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.
The Doctor asked, "How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

MarkyM607 · Post by **MarkyM607** » March 8th, 2019, 7:08 pm

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » March 9th, 2019, 6:26 pm

The UK should ban pre-shredded cheese.

We need to make Britain grate again......

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » March 9th, 2019, 6:36 pm

My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that......

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » March 9th, 2019, 6:39 pm

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey,

But I turned myself around...….

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » March 9th, 2019, 6:45 pm

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day......

Zee28 · Post by **Zee28** » March 9th, 2019, 6:51 pm

Honk your horn if you love Jesus!

(Text while driving if you want to meet him)

MarkyM607 · Post by **MarkyM607** » March 9th, 2019, 8:12 pm

iggie · Post by **iggie** » March 9th, 2019, 8:49 pm

Nice ones Zee

H-bomb · Post by **H-bomb** » March 11th, 2019, 8:27 pm

Q How do you know when you have passed an elephant.
A you can't shut the toilet seat.

Cheers Howard

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